Keys to the Game: Cats v. Alligators

We are lead to believe from the above photo as long as the alligators are standing upright, they will win. Therefore, the only way to win is putting them on all fours. Someone needs to take them out. This man must be Landon Slone. The only guy on this team man enough to look you in the eye, put you down, and dance on your carcass. Don't believe me? Here's proof. The guy's from eastern Kentucky. All that tells me is he's a wild card. You heard it here first.