Party's Over?

Now that we've gotten some awesome news about Pat coming back next year, let's get back to reality. We have a vastly underachieving team getting ready to end a consecutive NCAA streak.
So let's play a little good news-bad news this morning.

Good news: The Cats only lost by 5 to Ole Miss on the road. Its a neutral site today.
Bad news: Ole Miss is a team who totally dominated them in the 2nd half in Oxford.

Good news: Our big two both had sub-par games when the teams met earlier in the year.
Bad news: Rebels have two above-par guards who can make it rain from 3 point land.

Good news: Due to our inconsistency, we are due for a good game.
Bad news: Seems like we should have have been due a good game in one of the previous four.

Good news: We've got absolutely nothing to lose. Even the fan's expectations are low.
Bad news: Our point guard is Michael Porter (who I'm sure is a lovely person)

Good news: If we win, I can finally shave off my poorly groomed, losing streak porn-stache.
Bad news: We've looked dreadful in the past few games. My porn-stache is nasty and its starting to curl into my mouth.

There you go. Hopefully you can sense this is a bigger game for me than any of your fanhood. No offense. You will all be cheering for a UK win and possible run to a SEC title, while I will selfishly be longing for the days of a cold upper lip.

Go Cats.