Paper Champions - Part 3

"Mr. Calipari, Mr. Calipari, Mr. Calipari....."

The moron man pictured above has your University of Kentucky Wildcats in the Final Four next April, as well as the #2 ranked team going into the 2009 season. And that might not be all:

Wall could do for Kentucky what Derrick Rose and Tyreke Evans did in their one-and-done seasons at Memphis under Calipari. The Wildcats also have Patrick Patterson returning, and he will be better with the stronger supporting cast. Now if Jodie Meeks comes back, pulling out of the NBA draft, the debate over No. 1 will start all over again.

Great! This only gives the rabid UK fan base a reason to call for Coach Cal's head if we don't win it all.