NON - FILTERS BACK IN THE STUDIO!!

The Non-Filters live at Terrapin Hill

The rumors have been confirmed. Legendary rock-n-roll superstars The Non-Filters are finally back in the studio recording their follow up to last summers highly successful album "Nobody Likes You When Your Down and Out". In the tradition of Guns-n-Roses Use Your Illusion series the band will release two albums simultaneously. However, unlike G-N-F'n-R the band will name the first release "Civil Sobriety" and the second "Killing Snakes".

When asked about the upcoming album, lead guitarist William George Shewmaker had this to say, "things have been going well. But they could be a lot better and productive if Eric could peal himself off of that damn Rhodes piano."

Drummer Kipp Ballard sat down with media on the veranda of the Sadler Compound he quipped, "things have been alright. Kilo barks to much. Bill is dying to go home, I'm intoxicated, Sadler's house smells like mix of kitty litter and an Asian massage parlor, and Eric won't peal his ass of the damn Rhodes piano. Which he has made abundantly clear he will now play full time."

Lee Sadler, bassist of The Non-Filters recently had a horrendous MotorCross accident leaving the God of rock in a full body cast. Sadler was approached by local media but his responses were unintelligible as he smoked cigarettes, drank Jack Daniels and attempted to speak through his new trachea.

While sitting as his new Rhodes piano, wearing a shirt not unimaginable for Charlie Sheen, Eric Baker said, "I don't feel like it's time for a new album. Most of my songs sound like the commercial jingles I've been working on for the Safe Auto contest."

Producer Shifty Caldwell is back at the helm for this legendary step in Rock n Roll history. He spoke of the album in an online interview with Spin Magazine saying, "It's terribly difficult to make something from nothing. The level of talent continues to subside, while the debauchery and unprofessionalism continues to increase. I'm not sure why I'm here. I'd love to be elsewhere."

Come see the Non-Filters at Witchita Drive for their annual Memorial Day Bash on May 23rd or The Dragon in Frankfort on Friday June 5th or The Dame in Lexington on Wednesday June 3rd, or better yet, all three.

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See The Non-Filters live at Wichita Drive this Saturday night.