Calipari Using Mind Games from China

Coach Cal (above) did attend the NCAA hearings today.

How dare he! We, as a nation, were led to believe the NCAA hearings today were going to pull the curtain back on John Calipari. A meeting so intense that one day might not cover it all. These allegations against Memphis were somehow passed onto Kentucky's lap by the liberal media looking for a story.

A story that might forever tarn...... Wait, what's that? Oh, the hearing is over already? It lasted under four hours? But Jerry Tipton went to the hearing looking for a story that could uproot the Kentucky basketball empire. Hmmm, let me think. Aha.

BBB has found an excerpt from a story due to come out in tomorrow's papers. Again, the following is 100% factual.

... Today is the day we've all been waiting for. A
chance to rid the world of one of the most notorious members of one of the most
pure sports in America: college basketball. His name is John
Calipari. A man who has played with NCAA fire one too many times. I
am here to tell you, after today, his time is over...

... From forcing an innocent kid, Marcus Camby, to meet with
the mafia and accept money -- to manipulating/kidnapping the moderator during
Derrick Rose's SAT test, Calipari and his tentacles have probably even reached
into your local community...

... John Calipari and his shadiness used sleazy mind games
through the telephone from China to corrupt the NCAA hearings today (Note: All members of the NCAA committee were wearing American flag pendants because they love America more than you). They had planned on going for days, weeks, even months, but this man forced the NCAA to end it only after four hours. After being told he HAD to attend the hearings, Mr. Calipari fled the country to hang out with his communist friends in China...

So there you go Big Blue Nation. Beware of the coming storm from our media friends across the country.