Say it aint so, Joe? As if news wasn't bad enough for us lately, news hits that the relationship between Joe Bologna's and the University of Kentucky will cease to exist for the next three years. Apparently a gossipy waitress popped off about how the player's meals were always comped by the big guy.
And once Sandy Bell caught wind of this, GAME OVER. She said Joe knows better and he knew what he was doing. Kentucky players and coaches are no longer allowed to eat big breadsticks and olive oil. Of course, Scherbenske could always call-in a to-go order. Nobody knows who that is, right?
When BBB tried to reach Bologna for a comment, he said (while shaking a fist), "Yeah, and we woulda gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you meddling kids."
Kentucky fans. Getting in their own way since 1873!
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