Thursday, August 13, 2009

Rick Pitino Saga - Reader Beware

Please refresh. Is this Alotta Fagina or Pussy Galore?

Soft-spoken FoxSports columnist Jason Whitlock has finally weighed in on the Rick Pitino situation. He lets us know the only thing Rick Pitino did wrong was try to go one-on-one with the most dominant dynasty in the history of human existence........vagina.

Whether you're a sports athlete, coach, or political figure, no man has ever come out on top against nature's greatest phenomenon while doing the no pants dance. If you're a target or think you're a target, playing hide the sausage with a stranger could ruin your career. One little game of parking the beef bus in tuna town most likely isn't worth it.

I'm guessing Mr. Whitlock will have a firestorm of vagina raining down on him in the near future.




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