Reds fans -- Yup, this about sums it up

For all the Reds fans out there, here's a story you can simply nod your head to. Cincinnati outfielder Chris Dickerson is day-to-day after getting into a fight with a revolving door.

"My 'real' story is I hit my head on the rim during a celebrity slam dunk contest," Dickerson joked. "They do need to do something about that door. It's a deathtrap waiting to happen. I can only imagine what happens with people less coordinated than me. I'm a little clumsy, but a pretty coordinated guy. I should be able to fly through that thing easy. I struggle with it every day."

Looks like its gonna be a long year in Cincy!