Chomping at the Bit

Well-Well-Well, what do we have here? I can only guess a reporter wanting to do his job and get to the bottom of this whole penis-floor-restaurant-crazy eyes incident give Ricky P a fluff piece for the city of Louisville. You had to know it wouldn't take long, as this is the perfect opportunity for a sellout reporter to get on the inside and be Pitino's direct line to the airwaves.

Fred Cowgill of WLKY phoned in the objectivity of his journalism career today as he gave Mr. Pitino everything he wanted: to make sure everyone knows he's a family man who loves adversity!

Deadspin