Sunday, April 18, 2010

April 18th: On this date...


...in 2009, your former University of Kentucky Wildcats basketball head coach and current Louisville ring leader Richard Pitino told the Federal Bureau of Investigation of an elaborate plan to extort him. The elaborate plan apparently involved Pitino himself having sexual intercourse at a restaurant in Louisville, Kentucky. What's that? Oh, he did that on his own? Now that's just gross. Anyway, a crazy lady with some crazy eyes decided she didn't like it when the married Pitino didn't want to have anything to do with her afterwards. What's the lesson here? You've got to learn to keep the crazy in your pants and off the dinner table.

Big Blue Booyah on Tom Leach

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